tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.comments2023-06-18T11:11:27.719+01:00Adore Adorna!Adorna Shine - Writerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16840905667445526090noreply@blogger.comBlogger64125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-45101781533787810992021-10-21T11:52:50.916+01:002021-10-21T11:52:50.916+01:00I personally appreciate the time and effort you to...I personally appreciate the time and effort you took into putting it all together. If you are reading this comment, you are lucky enough to go for the <a href="https://www.cheapessay247.com/" rel="nofollow">cheapest essay</a> from our company and free yourself from excessive worries connected with writing! Thank you for providing this information.Kaitlyn Cookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640717248351053055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-69241006943776060412008-12-07T21:23:00.000+00:002008-12-07T21:23:00.000+00:00I know what you're going through, fellow lady writ...I know what you're going through, fellow lady writer. The film rights to my novel 'Me, Tim and my Quim' (a penetrating psycho-sexual romance comedy) were bought by Paramount and scandalously misused. It will soon be appearing in cinemas under the vile guise 'Me, Ted and my Head', whatever that means, and starring the insufferable Cameron Diaz. Suffice to say the excruciating breakdown sequence has been replaced with a VW Beetle chase down the Fulham road. <BR/><BR/>If you need any assistance in affecting your revenge I have the 'equipment'.<BR/><BR/>(By which I mean some hammers)<BR/><BR/>Posie and Out!<BR/>xxxPosie Riderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886208110068094248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-16867829354171896502008-11-28T13:19:00.000+00:002008-11-28T13:19:00.000+00:00AdornaI hate to break the news but I think I saw C...Adorna<BR/>I hate to break the news but I think I saw Carlos. With someone else.Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01351497943306272385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-86308432852957262482008-11-28T10:08:00.000+00:002008-11-28T10:08:00.000+00:00ADORNA I AM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADORNA BE MY DEAR!!!!...ADORNA I AM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/>ADORNA BE MY DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/>ADORNA I WILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!<BR/>ADORNA I WILL PULSE YOU!!!!!!<BR/>YOU ARE MY EVERGREEN DREAM!!!<BR/>YOU ARE MY CANDY FLIP SUPER TROOPER!!!!!<BR/>ADORNA TOUCH ME SQUEEZE ME, BE MY MATTRESS, BE MY BUTTRESS, EASE MY PAIN, FUCK MY BRAIN!!!!!Socrates Adams-Florouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00713695574076475655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-84294987526863222072008-11-26T20:05:00.000+00:002008-11-26T20:05:00.000+00:00MY EYE IS UPON YOUoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...MY EYE IS UPON YOU<BR/><BR/><BR/>ooooooooooooooo<BR/><BR/>ooooooooooooooooooooooooo<BR/><BR/>oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>BLOOD WILL OUT<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>ooooooooooooo<BR/><BR/><BR/>oooooooooooooooooooo<BR/><BR/>oooooooo<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>HERE LIES ONE WHOSE NAME WAS WRIT ON WATERAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-22082082803527554132008-11-26T20:03:00.000+00:002008-11-26T20:03:00.000+00:00Adorna:RE: Your launch tomorrow. I've been rining ...Adorna:<BR/><BR/>RE: Your launch tomorrow. I've been rining your appartment all day, and no answer. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Do you want prawn, or mushroom mini quiches? Let me know - otherwise I'll do half of each. You're not friends with any crazy vegetarians, are you?<BR/><BR/>Robert<BR/><BR/>P.S Carlos rang this afternoon to check everything was in order. He was particularly interested in the fire exits, for some reason. Please tell me you're not planning some kind of flame throwing stunt, like last time? My insurance is already through the roof!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-37812003428019083212008-11-26T20:00:00.000+00:002008-11-26T20:00:00.000+00:00AdornaI hope you read this comment before you go o...Adorna<BR/><BR/><BR/>I hope you read this comment before you go offline. I was in a bookshop this afternoon, checking to see if copies of your forthcomming and much anticipated novel: Pink As Perfume were in stock yet. There were two other men hanging around the S section in fiction - a man in a well cut suit with a European accent, and a man wearing a pair of black, WW2 era goggles. They seemed to be discussing you, and their plans for tomorrow.<BR/><BR/>Please contact me and let me know you got this message. I dare not post my name in case your rivals read it: I'm scared for you, Adorna.<BR/><BR/>Please, please contact me. Please. I have more information. I will help you.<BR/><BR/>You know who I am. Think back to your days at Bunny Heaven. I'm the one who always brought his own carton of custard. You still have my number, I trust?<BR/><BR/>Mr. OAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-10514980061548304762008-11-26T19:56:00.000+00:002008-11-26T19:56:00.000+00:00Have you seen what he is posting about you? Don't ...Have you seen what he is posting about you? Don't go off line, Adorna, stay and defend yourself.<BR/><BR/>http://shoscombe.blogspot.com/2008/11/i-have-become-character-in-bad-novel.html<BR/><BR/><BR/>Will no-one stand up for this woman?<BR/><BR/>Adorna, a dog is for life, not just for Christmas. And so is my pledge of devotion for you. I will wear your favour. I will fight the good fight.<BR/><BR/>Call me. You know the number.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-70810628596574039402008-11-26T19:42:00.000+00:002008-11-26T19:42:00.000+00:00What's Viral Marketing? It doesn't sound nice, wha...What's Viral Marketing? It doesn't sound nice, whatever it is.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I promote myself and my work the old fashioned way - lipstick, straightening irons and fabulous heels. Anyone who says anything different is a liar.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Hope to see you all at the launch. I'm broken, but I'm undefeated - I will be there and so will Pink as Perfume.Adorna Shine - Writerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16840905667445526090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-13385844450133206932008-11-26T19:39:00.000+00:002008-11-26T19:39:00.000+00:00Good Luck Adorna. Your real friends have witnessed...Good Luck Adorna. Your real friends have witnessed your development as a writer and a woman and they won't dessert you now. The launch is going to be fantastic. I know you;ll miss having Carlos on the door like at the old days of Bunny Heaven, but there are loads of hot guys willing to do that job - give me a ring and I will rustle some up if you need me to.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-44567826834141554672008-11-26T19:36:00.001+00:002008-11-26T19:36:00.001+00:00I think it's a cheek he gets to post about being i...I think it's a cheek he gets to post about being in fear of his safety when you're the one who has to go into hiding. <BR/><BR/>You have my support. His so called 'evidence' is clearly a concoction - he thinks he's living in a crime novel.<BR/><BR/>Good luck for the launch. I know you'll look fabulous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-37697438141805445972008-11-26T19:36:00.000+00:002008-11-26T19:36:00.000+00:00I think it's a cheek he gets to post about being i...I think it's a cheek he gets to post about being in fear of his safety when you're the one who has to go into hiding. <BR/><BR/>You have my support. His so called 'evidence' is clearly a concoction - he thinks he's living in a crime novel.<BR/><BR/>Good luck for the launch. I know you'll look fabulous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-38954209081537985372008-11-26T17:18:00.000+00:002008-11-26T17:18:00.000+00:00Good to see you've started allowing anonymous comm...Good to see you've started allowing anonymous comments. Now you're ready to be believed and defended as you deserve to be...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-82019076003495251242008-11-26T17:17:00.000+00:002008-11-26T17:17:00.000+00:00have you seen the INCRIMINATING letter he's put up...have you seen the INCRIMINATING letter he's put up on his blog? What have you to say? Please say something... I so desperately want to believe you're just being unfairly vilified. Waiting...<BR/><BR/>PS. Best wishes for the launch. I'm in Reykjavik at the moment (that's the capital of the country that used to be known as Iceland until the Russians bought it for a symbolic 1 Euro), hope to be back in time for the launch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-35312621342199744262008-11-26T09:46:00.000+00:002008-11-26T09:46:00.000+00:00Anonymous, your opinions are as flimsy as your gra...Anonymous, your opinions are as flimsy as your grasp of the English language. Please consult Strunk and White before you post here again. I fear you wish your opining to cause me some fright, but your words serve only to amuse.<BR/><BR/><BR/>The more I think about this matter, (and I shouldn't be thinking, I should be packing...) The more I realise there's something odd about this.<BR/><BR/><BR/>If Carlos (where are you?) Had done his job correctly, Desiderus would have been in no fit state to scale the guttering and effect ingress to my apartment, whence to my study, and onto Sherlock's Wendy House. He must have had help.<BR/><BR/>But who?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-85626729389622825352008-11-26T09:41:00.000+00:002008-11-26T09:41:00.000+00:00You what to know where your dog is?Come clean then...You what to know where your dog is?<BR/><BR/>Come clean then!<BR/><BR/>You've been warned. <BR/><BR/><BR/>One of these days you're going to wake up with a dog's head in your bed.<BR/><BR/>Beware men in fine suits!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-58499528303678591232008-11-26T09:36:00.000+00:002008-11-26T09:36:00.000+00:00Friends,This is no publicity stunt. Adorna is a un...Friends,<BR/><BR/>This is no publicity stunt. Adorna is a unique individual. When pricked, I bleed. And my heart is bleeding today.<BR/><BR/>I am shortly going to decamp to a secret location in a part of the city far from where I am now. Taking only the essentials, I'll hole myself up there and try to get my hair into some kind of order.<BR/><BR/>Please be my ears and eyes until then, and look for Sherlock. Her favourite food resembles Desiderus' theorems: TRIPE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-31895746345946152632008-11-24T17:48:00.000+00:002008-11-24T17:48:00.000+00:00I wish I could feel something for you...even if it...I wish I could feel something for you...even if its pity...Waffarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06039619178621668954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-40692517448480278992008-11-23T19:20:00.000+00:002008-11-23T19:20:00.000+00:00I reckon the writer behind Desiderus' blog is writ...I reckon the writer behind Desiderus' blog is writing this one too - some sort of promo thing for a book that doesn't exist.<BR/><BR/>Good stuff though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-26840603373425351132008-11-23T16:38:00.000+00:002008-11-23T16:38:00.000+00:00Publicity stunt? Is the Case Book of Desiderous bl...Publicity stunt? Is the Case Book of Desiderous blog a bit of the viral marketing?<BR/><BR/>If so, very clever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-62793133713755619532008-11-23T16:04:00.000+00:002008-11-23T16:04:00.000+00:00This is what you get when you play with fire, lady...This is what you get when you play with fire, lady.<BR/><BR/>I've no sympathy. None whatsoever.<BR/><BR/>You know you could end all this quite quickly by publicly admitting that you stole his novel, returning the manuscript to him, and making an apology, online or in person?<BR/><BR/>A friendAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-41271724302164166512008-11-23T15:59:00.000+00:002008-11-23T15:59:00.000+00:00Are you saying you got your boyfriend to go and be...Are you saying you got your boyfriend to go and beat up Desi?<BR/><BR/>Is that what you are publicly admiting to?<BR/><BR/>You silly Mare.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-38152514417942146752008-11-23T15:54:00.000+00:002008-11-23T15:54:00.000+00:00Go back and look at your rival's blog. Someone's g...Go back and look at your rival's blog. Someone's given him the news about that guy who lived in the house before him. What was his name? Your mate Bloomington. Another mysterious mystery that you seem to be implicated in.<BR/><BR/>Have you heard from Carlos yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-23944530859671481112008-11-23T15:51:00.000+00:002008-11-23T15:51:00.000+00:00Adornaisn't it interesting that the story you stol...Adorna<BR/><BR/>isn't it interesting that the story you stole for your blog was, in actual fact, about a sex worker and her client.<BR/><BR/>Were you trying to tell us something about your former life at Bunny Heaven?<BR/><BR/>Just Asking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615746454504051833.post-22064862889144978222008-11-21T15:24:00.000+00:002008-11-21T15:24:00.000+00:00Dearest Adorna, I don't know whether to say I'm a ...Dearest Adorna, <BR/><BR/>I don't know whether to say I'm a fan or I'm not a fan (in some ways I am, you're quite a successful writer; and in others I'm not - you seem to depend too unhealthily on other people's writings), but I've got advice for you:<BR/><BR/>1. If you use another person's work, then acknowledge them. Ask of course for their permission first! I know you're a writer of popular fiction, not an academic, but you need to understand that borrowed writing NEEDS footnotes. Footnotes in your novels will save you this embarrassment you're going through.<BR/><BR/>2. Why have you disabled anonymous commenting on your blog. Something to hide? I notice that Desiderus, your rival (not in literary success of course) allows anonymous commenters. Might that suggest very clearly who is guilty and who should be defended?<BR/><BR/>PS. This case between you and Desiderus will be the subject of my next research incursion. One of my PhD students has also indicated interest in theorising on the concept of "Intertextualities and intertheftualities in the case of Adorna and Desiderus"<BR/><BR/>T. Ogunlesi<BR/>Associate Professor of Studies in Literary and PostLiterary Borrowings,<BR/>Old Town UniversityToluwalopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13570101798244926793noreply@blogger.com